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Spring,
summer of 2005 Beth- at the prompting of her feminist daughter- did the
Pride festival circuit in search of the perfect donor to be the father
of BUSHboy. Beth attended and hit up guys for... ah... donations in Toronto,
Montreal, Calgary, Chicago and Vancouver. She was the very drunk pushing
woman with the turkey baster...charming but persistent.
Bushboys biological father does have a profile gathering and what
we have ascertained thus far is this:
1. He is gay gay gay!
2. He is Canadian or has a Canadian sensibility (some believe
he may be from the Midwest United States. They apologize a lot!)
3. He is either flamboyantly outdoorsy (i.e. thinks cargo
pants and a bandana is a fashion statement; sometimes mistaken as straight
(!) when chopping wood (duh!), whines if he doesnt get at least
one wilderness trip a year) OR
4. He is closeted outdoorsy (i.e. outward appearances suggest this
boy would never stray too far from a Starbucks and yet in his heart
of hearts he is hiding his love for nature. Perhaps he gardens
just a bit too much...)
Well, if you have reason to believe you could be BBs daddy or even
his kin-folk, drop us a line below and we will be posting the most clever
and cute of your messages. You could even be invited to the birth!! Mark
this date, daddy:
Thursday April 20, 2006... Toronto.
EMAIL US AT: trips@bushboyadventures.com
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